Jayson. 15. England.
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hi-how-r-you:

erectrode:

can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please

sorry ma’am looks like you already have one

(via snakecompanion)

pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

(via dyke-in-shining-armour)

alegbra:

If this post gets at least 250 notes I’ll attempt to smoke weed out of a slice of pizza and record it

(via asexualellsa)

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

(Source: illuminators, via darling-you-ll-be-okayy)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via alyssa-lovely)

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via bewarethewildkj)

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

(Source: oreoofficial, via bewarethewildkj)

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

(via rosiestimes)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via rosiestimes)

joshpeckofficial:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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