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love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

(via caffeineandsleep)

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(via caffeineandsleep)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via d4rk-come-soon)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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(via im-sher-lock)

It’s about all of us, and it’s about Kira.

(Source: fearwakes, via sarahmanning-)

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

(via rosiestimes)

House phone:*rings*
Me:nah

That synthetic sequence — the barcode I told you about? It’s a patent. We’re property.

(Source: markrollins, via sarahmanning-)

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via d4rk-come-soon)

subcourfeyrac:

twerkingongaycountries:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

I cant think of pansexual spy puns

international pan of mystery

(via boiitrash)

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